Florida’s official state motto, adopted three years after the end of the Civil War, is “In God We Trust.” The part about “All Others Pay Cash,” is not stated, but implied.
This old motto is clearly outdated. We need a new one that better represents the modern Florida. The obvious options are “Hold My Beer,” “Don’t Tase Me, Bro,” and “Daaaang, Look At the Size of That Python Eating That Gator!”
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